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guys it’s my birthday today be nice to me

davestriddlediddle:

the city of townsville

As if we didn’t all know

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unicorn-ghost:

poor baby

gang0fwolves:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

i would’ve shoved the fucking card down his throat

I would’ve just been like no I know what I meant to say, it WAS an order, you BETTER have a nice fUCKING DAY OR ELSE


Hi my name is Emily Osment from Hannah Montana and you’re watching, Disney Channel *draws mickey mouse thing*

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guys my birthday is tomorrow be nice to me.


Also follow me

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whorathy-gayle:

Mom: are you in a bad mood?
Me: yeah i got some bogus charge on my account
Mom: well at least you got your vodka *opens up brown bag*
Mom: HOLY SHIT
me: ma its only 2 dollars more then the regular size!

Also. Nellys a.k.a kitten-pants birthday should be fun

guys im turning 21 tomorrow yee